Mummy and Babah took Umar and Elsa to watch Transformers yesterday.
While waiting for the movie to start, we allowed ourselves to be influenced by the media.
The first advertisement we saw was pretty scary. It showed 3 beautiful people (they cannot possibly exist due to extreme beauty) clad in black, looking calmly and resolutely at these horrific monsters in white, caked with white flaky substance. The monsters were dancing menacingly on strands of hair and once one rub his arm to release white flakes. Macam snow berterbangan. The 3 heroes (yelah selalunya dah handsome-handsome, lawa-lawa mesti hero punya) gave a little smile, very much undaunted, every hair still very much in place.
It is quite scary, really. The white monsters, all flaky with yellow eyes, smiling evilly.
My scalp started to itch because seriously by then you already figured out those white monsters are dandruffs.
Arrows appeared out of nowhere and these 3 fired it coolly, again with hair and baju all in place, without a sweat killing the dancing kelemumurs.
My scalp itches some more and wanted that particular shampoo that those 3 beauties miraculously turned into.
“That is iklan to buy shampoo ?” Asked my son, face screwed.
“Why so scary ?” he asked again, both palms up.
“If they want to make people to buy their shampoo kan, Mummy they have to make us feel good..” He looked at me, frowning.
“How ?” I challenged him.
“Well… with smiling people, singing… Sunshine……Nice hair… That can make people happy enough to buy shampoo. This one is scary ! Nobody wants to buy their shampoo…” He said, shaking his head, all superior.
Really ? It seems to work for me as kepala aku tetiba gatai ni. Satgi nak pi beli shampoo yang had tu jugak ….. He he.
Beer advertisement came on.
3 men (again, so beautiful) appeared to be stranded on an inhibited island, shouting happily at a helicopter hovering near. They were puzzled when the heli flew away but then it came back with crates of beer and dropped it near them.
The boys frowned beautifully.
Then the heli was back and dropped off a shed, and soon the island turned into a resort with beautiful girls serving beer. A party was on. The boys were oh so happy, drinking and flirting with the girls.
“What is this ?” Asked the beautiful boy next to me.
“I don’t understand, Mummy. They should ask the helicopter to take them home. Bukannya bagi air. Now they are still stuck there !” Palms up again, brows furrowed deeper. You are so gonna get wrinkles early, sonny.
I don’t understand…” He repeated again.
Then, “Must be one hell of a drink, eh Mummy ?”
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!
Punya lah gelak lupa nak habaq ayaq tu ayaq kencing setan…
While waiting for the movie to start, we allowed ourselves to be influenced by the media.
The first advertisement we saw was pretty scary. It showed 3 beautiful people (they cannot possibly exist due to extreme beauty) clad in black, looking calmly and resolutely at these horrific monsters in white, caked with white flaky substance. The monsters were dancing menacingly on strands of hair and once one rub his arm to release white flakes. Macam snow berterbangan. The 3 heroes (yelah selalunya dah handsome-handsome, lawa-lawa mesti hero punya) gave a little smile, very much undaunted, every hair still very much in place.
It is quite scary, really. The white monsters, all flaky with yellow eyes, smiling evilly.
My scalp started to itch because seriously by then you already figured out those white monsters are dandruffs.
Arrows appeared out of nowhere and these 3 fired it coolly, again with hair and baju all in place, without a sweat killing the dancing kelemumurs.
My scalp itches some more and wanted that particular shampoo that those 3 beauties miraculously turned into.
“That is iklan to buy shampoo ?” Asked my son, face screwed.
“Why so scary ?” he asked again, both palms up.
“If they want to make people to buy their shampoo kan, Mummy they have to make us feel good..” He looked at me, frowning.
“How ?” I challenged him.
“Well… with smiling people, singing… Sunshine……Nice hair… That can make people happy enough to buy shampoo. This one is scary ! Nobody wants to buy their shampoo…” He said, shaking his head, all superior.
Really ? It seems to work for me as kepala aku tetiba gatai ni. Satgi nak pi beli shampoo yang had tu jugak ….. He he.
Beer advertisement came on.
3 men (again, so beautiful) appeared to be stranded on an inhibited island, shouting happily at a helicopter hovering near. They were puzzled when the heli flew away but then it came back with crates of beer and dropped it near them.
The boys frowned beautifully.
Then the heli was back and dropped off a shed, and soon the island turned into a resort with beautiful girls serving beer. A party was on. The boys were oh so happy, drinking and flirting with the girls.
“What is this ?” Asked the beautiful boy next to me.
“I don’t understand, Mummy. They should ask the helicopter to take them home. Bukannya bagi air. Now they are still stuck there !” Palms up again, brows furrowed deeper. You are so gonna get wrinkles early, sonny.
I don’t understand…” He repeated again.
Then, “Must be one hell of a drink, eh Mummy ?”
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!
Punya lah gelak lupa nak habaq ayaq tu ayaq kencing setan…
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