Abang's take of the world

In the car, while waiting for Abah to buy his pre-requisite kuaci for Man-U game.

Abang : Mummy, Abang nak baby.

Mummy : Really ?

Abang : Yes. A baby sister for Adik and a baby brother for me.

Mummy : Oh really ?

Abang : Yes. Adik's baby sister's name will be Aishah. No no... Sherina. No... I think Sherina Aishah. That is a nice name ..... ( he beamed and nodded his head a few times ).

Mummy : What about Lyla ? That is a nice name ..

Abang : Sure Mummy. My baby brother I want his name to be Muhammad Afiq.

Mummy : No lah. What about Ali ?

Abang : No Mum. All my friends ada Muhammad. Muhamad Ivarn, Muhamad .... ( he named a few more, but I couldn't remember them )

Mummy : And Muhammad Abang ?

Abang : No.... ( he giggled ) I don't have a Muhammad. I have a Rashdan.... ( hmm... suka hati kau lah )

Mummy : Do you want a Muhammad in your name ?

Abang : No... sebab Abang lahir kat London. Orang lain semua lahir kat Shah Alam. Orang yang lahir kat Shah Alam saja ada Muhammad Mummy....

Mummy : ( quiet due to cat got my tongue )

In the car on the way to Tok Mi's house after the concert

Abang : Abang nak main game Mummy.

Mummy : Yelah kita pi rumah Tok sat.

Abang : Tapi Abang today holiday. So Abang nak main game.

Mummy : Abang, bagi lah Mummy nak pi rumah Tok. Kat situ Mummy banyak kawan.

Abang : Then, Abah and Adik and Abang macamana ?

Mummy : Awat pulak nih ?

Abang : Nanti Mummy nak tidur rumah Tok. Abang and Adik nak tidur dengan sapa ?

Mummy : Apasal masuk bab sleeping arrangements ni ? Kita pi rumah tok sekejap je lah ( as it turned out from 1pm - 5pm )

Abang : Mummy nak tinggalkan Abang and Adik. You don't love your own children ..... ( *sob *sob )

Mummy : La... awat conversation ni turn this way ? Abang kan ikut Mummy gi rumah Tok.. bukannya Mummy tinggal Abang and pegi sorang - sorang.

Abang : Okay okay Mummy.

Later when Babah balik and I asked him to repeat what he said, tak nak pulak. Malu katanya .... Where did he get that ?

In bed while watching Clifford.

Abang : Mummy what is valentine ? Clifford wants to ask that puppy with ribbons to be his valentine.

Mummy : Well, Babah is mummy's valentine. Somebody that you really love.

Abang : Okay......

Mummy : Valentine is someone that you really like. Do you like Ellie ? ( His very cute classmate which is in my bakal menantu list )

Abang : Yes, Ellie is a nice girl ... ( smiling )

Mummy : Do you want to have Ellie as a girlfriend ?

Abang : Hahahahahha ! No no Mummy ( shaking his hand ) don't say that. Muka dia gumuk.... The thing is Mummy, I am not a grown up yet.....

Mummy : Phewww....... ( Lega as last time he said he likes boys only..... Takut )