Elsa pegi zoo hari ni. School trip. The missive from the school mentioned that we have to send our daughter before 8am, armed with bottled water. Okay.
During breakfast Umar asked me a question that never even occurred to me, Elsa’s mother.
“What time is Elsa coming home ? You have to tell Cik Ta to pick Elsa later than selalu…”
“Eh ? A-ah ye… pukul berapa is she coming home ?”
“She is going to KL kan Mummy ? You have to check what time is she coming home.”
Aku yang mak nya pun tak teringat. Alahai Elsa, your are lucky to have Umar.
Yesterday, Elsa buat lawak bodoh yang menganginkan Babahnya. She rubbed her bum and calit kat Babah dia. Angin lah orang tua tu. He ordered Elsa to wash her hands.
Elsa dengan muncung panjang sedepa pi masuk toilet gelap-gelap. When Umar saw the sister in the dark toilet, got up, switched on the light and waited for her. When Elsa came out of the toilet, he hugged her and ruffled her hair.
Hmm…. It looked so suspicious.
“Elsa, who taught you to do that ? Raba pungkok lepas tu lap kat orang ?”
“U-um….”
I looked at him and saw his eyes widened. He jumped up.
“Saya tak buat ! Hari ni bontot saya tak gatal !!” Dan and I struggled to keep our faces straight.
“Habis, adik belajar buat kat mana ni ?”
“Not me !! Saya hari tu kan, bontot saya gatal kan, saya garu kat dalam toilet. Masa tengah mandi. Jadi kan saya terus basuh tangan…”
Warghhh !! I ordered them out of the room so that Dan and I could laugh in peace…
During breakfast Umar asked me a question that never even occurred to me, Elsa’s mother.
“What time is Elsa coming home ? You have to tell Cik Ta to pick Elsa later than selalu…”
“Eh ? A-ah ye… pukul berapa is she coming home ?”
“She is going to KL kan Mummy ? You have to check what time is she coming home.”
Aku yang mak nya pun tak teringat. Alahai Elsa, your are lucky to have Umar.
Yesterday, Elsa buat lawak bodoh yang menganginkan Babahnya. She rubbed her bum and calit kat Babah dia. Angin lah orang tua tu. He ordered Elsa to wash her hands.
Elsa dengan muncung panjang sedepa pi masuk toilet gelap-gelap. When Umar saw the sister in the dark toilet, got up, switched on the light and waited for her. When Elsa came out of the toilet, he hugged her and ruffled her hair.
Hmm…. It looked so suspicious.
“Elsa, who taught you to do that ? Raba pungkok lepas tu lap kat orang ?”
“U-um….”
I looked at him and saw his eyes widened. He jumped up.
“Saya tak buat ! Hari ni bontot saya tak gatal !!” Dan and I struggled to keep our faces straight.
“Habis, adik belajar buat kat mana ni ?”
“Not me !! Saya hari tu kan, bontot saya gatal kan, saya garu kat dalam toilet. Masa tengah mandi. Jadi kan saya terus basuh tangan…”
Warghhh !! I ordered them out of the room so that Dan and I could laugh in peace…
He he…
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